Dylan
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| Dylan | |
|---|---|
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| Gender | Male |
| Grade | Sophomore as of Table for One |
| Species | Cat |
| Occupation | Student |
| Affiliation | Environmental club |
| Debut | Clean Slate, page 5 May 18, 2016 |
Dylan is a Roseville High School student and Environmental Club member, best remembered for greeting Jasmine during a highway trash pickup with a crude joke about his sack. Jasmine turns the gag back on him before the pickup is over.
Personality
Dylan treats a roadside chore as a stage. In his only substantial appearance, a trash bag and an exhausted classmate are enough for him to reach for the crudest gag he can think of, with his friend cackling beside him.
He aims the joke squarely at Jasmine in Clean Slate, calling her over while she is exhausted and setting up the “sack” routine.[1] The moment a soda can hits her in the face, he and his friend forget the joke and squabble over who gets to bag it.[1] He can take the same joke at his own expense: when Jasmine turns it around on him later in the pickup, he covers his mouth and laughs along with the rest of the club rather than sulking.[2]
Appearance
Dylan is a cat. In Third Wheel he turns up in a winter coat for a courtyard chat.[3] His later cameos are easiest to spot by company, since the same friend in the red hat is at his side.[4][3]
Significant events
Dylan’s one real outing is Clean Slate, during an Environmental Club trash pickup along the Northern Highway. He calls Jasmine over to make a crude sexual joke, and a stray soda can ends the exchange by smacking her in the face.[1] Later in the pickup she pays him back, and the whole club, Dylan included, falls about laughing.[2]
His two later appearances, in the hallway crowd of Eternal Flame and the courtyard at the start of Third Wheel, are silent background shots beside the same friend.[4][3]
Major relationships
Jasmine
Dylan and Jasmine only really have one exchange, stretched across two scenes in Clean Slate. He knows her by name, calls her over, holds his black trash bag over his crotch and asks why she is staring at his “sack”, then follows up with a kissy-faced offer to let her squeeze it.[1] Jasmine gets as far as “Very mature, Dylan--” before the soda can cuts her off.[1] Later she borrows Abbey’s bag, holds two bags up to her chest and calls Dylan over with “What’s up big boy”.[2] He and his friend stifle their laughter before the whole club joins in.[2] The two do not share another scene.
Minor relationships
Dylan’s constant companion is an unnamed friend, later marked out by a red hat. The friend supplies the laugh track for the sack joke and then fights Dylan for the soda can,[1] and he is still at Dylan’s side in the hallway and courtyard cameos that follow.[4][3]
Quotes
Why’re you starin’ at my SACK? Dylan, holding a trash bag somewhere unfortunate for Jasmine in Clean Slate
Wanna give my sack a squeeze? Dylan, following up with a kissy face in Clean Slate
Trivia
- Veronica’s commentary on his debut page says that “Dylan wants to score 1st place as trash master”.[1]